Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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