meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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