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I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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