I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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