Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
she told me i tasted like america
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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