I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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