if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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