Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
That's intense
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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