So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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