The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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