do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
If I die, sorry about rent.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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