Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
this will be a night to untag.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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