I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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Party on wayne
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize