it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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