Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
