Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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