just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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