White coat. Heels.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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