I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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