Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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