Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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