Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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