quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
