now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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