So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
now i know why i became what i already was.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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