"it" just moved
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
she told me i tasted like america
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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