is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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