I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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