Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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