if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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