Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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