when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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