You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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