i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
