woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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