There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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