Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
