as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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