I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize