Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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