Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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