I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
