Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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