no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
my shit smells like andre
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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