I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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