hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
How does one acquire holy water?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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