like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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