PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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