how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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