actually, I'm a sock model
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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