ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
third nipple confirmed
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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