oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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