He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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