Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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