Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
