This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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