My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I skipped work to stalk him.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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