Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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