Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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